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Some people just need a hug.Around the neckWith a rope

Some people just need a hug.

Around the neck

With a rope

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xXForeverBlueXx 1 decade ago

Haha, yus!!!!

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ToInspireisToLive 1 decade ago

Why post This?

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posted March 14, 2014 at 11:03pm UTC tagged with funny, idunno, annie, lolol, famous

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Laugh your heart out Dance in the rain. Cherish the morning. Ignore the pain. Live, laugh, love. forgive and forget. Life is too short to be living with regrets
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pis$ed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.” Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”

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