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I'm in serious relationship with my WiFi .You could say

I'm in serious relationship with
my WiFi .You could say we have
a... connection

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posted March 19, 2014 at 1:20pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, lol, true, tumblr, wifi, haha, ugh, connection

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