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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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kowhyda* 1 decade ago

You have succeeded at failing.

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SkittlesGirl 1 decade ago

Hahahha, Exactly! ^.^

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SkittlesGirl

posted March 20, 2014 at 9:56am UTC tagged with funny, lol, fail

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