So my parents and I were talking about my future the other day

So my parents and I were talking about my future the other day and this happened...

My mom: You'll be top of all your classes in college and you'll find a career that you love. You're going to change the world and live a long and full life. Someday you're going to get married and give me lots of grandchildren and I'll bake cookies and give them mints, it will be wonderful! I can see them now- green eyed and brown haired ahh.

My dad: You know what's a good career move that you haven't even considered? Mhmm- a nun. Yup, a nun is the perfect career for you.

OMG. So yeah, that happened. Thanks dad, I'll get right on that "becoming a nun" thing. XD