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posted March 23, 2014 at 12:25am UTC tagged with
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Hello! i'm morgan and of course i'm new here, never really made a witty just checked out all the amazing quotes! anyway nice to be here :3
just think? someone randomly comes up to you and says "you have a beautiful smile." how much would that impact your day? especially if you're the shy cutsie one haha <3
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