They told me I was going to fall in love one day; I did. But

They told me I was going to fall in love one day; I did.
But sadly, my fridge is on life support from my kitchen
and it can't get to the wedding.
I'd call a doctor, but I'm afraid that he'd steal her dressing
and I'd have to start screaming,
"Get your hands off my lady!"
and the last time I tried that I got some weird looks.