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I go to bed with all these plans of getting up early and being

I go to bed with all these plans of getting up early and being productive then I look at the clock and it’s noon and I’m still in bed

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posted April 1, 2014 at 9:50pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, haha, quote

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