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Most guys' mothers give out to their sons for watching pørn...

Most guys' mothers give out to their sons for watching pørn... And then there's my mum. "Zach, why is your Youtube history full of piano/string instrument covers of Fall Out Boy songs?"

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hyperion* 1 decade ago

This actually sums up my entire relationship with my parents

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

posted April 4, 2014 at 7:19pm UTC tagged with funny, story, lol, wellthen, quote

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