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I always thought my only great thing about me was that I was

I always thought my only great thing about me was that I was funny but then my mom said I'm not even funny so.

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posted April 9, 2014 at 11:14am UTC tagged with funny, cute, story, weird, random, mother, ugh, bummer, quote

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So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there. Me: We cool? Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful. Me: So...can I get out now? Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay? Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening. I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD
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