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So I was walking past a couple slow dancing All I hear, "Why

So I was walking past a couple slow dancing
All I hear,
"Why can't you have as big as bo.obs as her?"

I'm taking it as a compliment.

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posted April 13, 2014 at 2:49pm UTC tagged with prom, slowdancing, quote

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