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Patrick: My memory is so bad Spongebob: How bad is it? Patrick:

Patrick: My memory is so bad
Spongebob: How bad is it?
Patrick: How bad is what?

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cocopuffs

posted April 13, 2014 at 3:15pm UTC tagged with funny, day, yea, sherlock, ive, burrito, wathcing, quote

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