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The reason teenage girls hang out in odd numbers IS BECAUSE<<

The reason teenage girls hang out in odd numbers

IS BECAUSE<< THEY CAN'T EVEN >>

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posted April 13, 2014 at 3:30pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, idk, girls, haha, punlikething, quote

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In the spring of last year, we tried to grow summer in our ribcages, And by october, the leaves had already wilted down to our stomachs. They decomposed doubly fast, and we blamed it on the PH, since we didn't know any better. Come winter, we look after everything except our lungs, (it burns like gasoline) Because we're too scared of burning each other, terrified that if we let our happiness go beyond What we know, let it burst like rainbow gas through our lungs spreading, spreading through our veins like blood with each heartbeat the sound of your feet on the pavement. If we let our joy consume us, one day, it will end shrink doubly fast, and this time, we won't have the PH to blame (SH)(format by cosima2--all credit to her :) )
the first program i saw on my new television was a warning-sign, reality-check cold-water slap on the coffee table. It was a documentary about a troubled family-- the boy blamed his mother his mother blamed the father and the father, well the father wasn't around to blame anyone, except in bruises, cuts and most painful silence. sometimes, wounds heal, but leave scars like imprints of each word spearing the skin in anger, and even confrontational therapy does not help, because you don't know hate until you hate the people you love, and you don't know love until you love the people you hate and, "boys dont cry. boys aren't weak. get up!" Gangmates and gateway drugs unlatched doors to him that let him have the illusion of free but in reality, when the covalent bonds of self hatred and self destruction collide with new-found hope in hopeless plants, hopeless situations, the result is deadlier, and more unforgiving than your own father threatening to end you with a knife three times in a row "get up, boys dont cry!" Sure, he was intoxicated but drunks words are sober thoughts, they say, a waste of space, you are thrash; i am thrash, the boy scrawled in the sand, the same way others draw hearts. And he was angry, so angry. So guilty and full of shame, had a deep rooted sadness that could be shovelled out from his chest like soil. maybe we can never get rid of it completely but we can change it, plant new seeds where old weeds decomposed; they said the hardest part is letting yourself be helped and be rerooted, they said the hardest part is deciding what to plant, where to re-soil yourself. Because bad thoughts are like dominoes, kid, one falls and the rest follow. they are the pungent smell of decaying words--"get up! boys aren't weak!" Thing is, he did get up: he got up in the mornings when the world screamed symphonies of loathing at him; he got up when words whizzed past, merely inches from hitting nerves; he got up like there was fire at his heels; he got up when he discovered boys cancry. Sometimes, all you need is time, too bad documentaries only last an hour. (SH) format by Cosima2

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