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friend: what time do you usually go to bed? me: 10:30ish sometimes

friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

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crybaby

posted April 13, 2014 at 9:29pm UTC tagged with friendship, funny, story, lol, life, true, sotrue, tumblr, haha, quote

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