Friendship Quote #6979543
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Friend: did you just fart because you just blew me away. Me:

Friend: did you just fart because you just blew me away.
Me: ......

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TheNamesAshleeNicole

posted April 16, 2014 at 1:59pm UTC tagged with friendship, school, funny, quote

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i dont get it. its like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? wait, that sounds f.ucked up. thats not what i mean. -nmq-
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