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All of my followers are dead.

All of my followers are dead.

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Elementpurple13* 1 decade ago

people. lighten up. Im not dead.
I'll follow you. Don't assasinate me.

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Rajsonkar 1 decade ago

same here

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posted April 16, 2014 at 3:41pm UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, quote

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