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Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor"

Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.

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soccertrack

posted April 19, 2014 at 1:24pm UTC tagged with funny, labor, howtogetshot, quote

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