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You are not fat. You have fat, yes, you also have fingernails.

You are not fat.
You have fat, yes,
you also have fingernails.
You're not a fingernail are you?

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*

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posted April 22, 2014 at 6:40pm UTC tagged with love, funny, cute, true, nohate, babe, notmine, bae, notfat, quote

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