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I think netflix would work great as dating site. "Here are

I think netflix would work great as dating site.
"Here are 9 other singles in your area who also watched pokemon for 12 hours straight"

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Steve 9 years ago

That's a really good idea. Maybe I'll build a site like that.

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posted April 24, 2014 at 6:55pm UTC tagged with funny, jokes, quote

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