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My aims are skinny and my stomach can't...

My aims are skinny

and my stomach can't...

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Amazing*Panda* 9 years ago

I tried to go anorexic once...... then my dad brought home brownies and cookies and, I ate them all :( :'( :(

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posted May 1, 2014 at 5:28am UTC tagged with funny, true, quote

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