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I live in constant fear of being sh/t on by a bird

I live in constant fear of being sh/t on by a bird

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posted May 2, 2014 at 12:49pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, poop, birds, whatamidoingwithmylife, ihatebirds, funnyxd, quote

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