Friendship Quote #6984516
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teacher: i’m gonna- me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A


teacher: i’m gonna-

me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

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**Ibnat** 9 years ago
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FALL OUT BOY <3
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budcool 9 years ago
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do you know how to use your cap locks and shift key?
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping 9 years ago
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That escalated quickly.
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AtmosFEAR 9 years ago
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GIRL. THIS SONG CAME ON PANDORA THE MOMENT I SAW THIS QUOTE. MY QUEEN I'M LAUGHING SO HARD.
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gingernutter∞ * 9 years ago
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My queen.
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posted May 4, 2014 at 4:27am UTC tagged with friendship, school, funny, famous, poem, inspirational, celeb, holiday, story, status, quote

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