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whenever my mom criticizes me i yell "it's probably

whenever my mom criticizes me

i yell "it's probably genetic" and run out of the room as fast as i can

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[deleted] 9 years ago

I am going to do this next time my mom criticizes me, which should be fun-she criticizes me every day

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posted May 12, 2014 at 6:42pm UTC tagged with funny, tumblr, quote

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