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my personality is 30% the last movie i watched

my personality is 30% the last movie i watched

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* 9 years ago

This is exactly how I feel every day of my life

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posted May 13, 2014 at 6:30am UTC tagged with funny, famous, lol, movie, true, sotrue, tumblr, haha, ahah, quote

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