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Btches be like: shoves Big Mac in bra*

B*tches be like:
*shoves Big Mac in bra*

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posted May 14, 2014 at 7:45pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, mcdonalds, haha, america, btches, xd, bra, sonic, whoop, vine, rnaodm, possiblevine, igotinspiredatsonic, theregoesthehungrystripper, thatswhaticallafatbtch, quote

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