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I think it's totally normal find a cóndom in the school.

I think it's totally normal find a cóndom in the school.
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*start to puke*

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posted May 15, 2014 at 2:28pm UTC tagged with school, funny, story, wtf, ugh, status, today, dontaskwhy, quote

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