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That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems

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[deleted] 9 years ago

all the time, at least for me

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Vinita* 9 years ago

Nahhhh you're gorgeous!

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posted June 3, 2014 at 3:00pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, random, sotrue, haha, lmfao, xd, firstworldproblems, selfie, quote

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