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Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded Does my boobs hurt

Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded

Does my boobs hurt or am I having a heart attack

Am I on my period or do I have internal bleeding

These are our struggles

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crybaby

posted June 4, 2014 at 4:04am UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, true, girls, sotrue, girl, tumblr, haha, lolol, thisvaglife, quote

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5 Good very good reasons to never date a physicist 1 when you fall in love they will measure trajectory and velocity. take note of just how quickly you collapse. they will not be there to catch you. Your heart is just another gravitational experiment to them. And it would be bad science to interfere. 2 any physicist can ell you that people never truly touch. this mean when you kiss they're only feeling your absence. This makes holding them just another name for loneliness. they will say that to get you close would be catastrophic, explain that even the universe tries to keep you at a distance. very sensation is just the magnetism of your skin repelling. On a sub atomic level you are repulsive to them 3 physics teaches us that matter is mostly comprised of empty space between electrons. To them you are just the some of your nothingness. you will never feel so hollow as when you lay beside a physicist on a bed you are apparently not quite touching 4 entropy means your affection isn't sustainable. Devotion is not a perpetual motion machine they can calculate just how much of your love is getting lost in transfer. you do not leave long after you stopped caring for them. 5 they will make your relationship a large hydron collider. you are just a future supernova to them. you are one fight away of recreating the big bang in your body. No one cares who' getting caught in your crossfire. You're just another experiment in combustion. Always remember that to a physicist the explosion is just the beginning. they can't wait to see what sort of life will rise from your reminisce