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hanging out with my new boyfriend his mom tackles him on the

hanging out with my new boyfriend

his mom tackles him on the couch and they start wrestling

credit: 9gag

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posted June 4, 2014 at 1:44pm UTC tagged with funny, story, weird, quote

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