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Mom: I'm watching that Kardashian show Mom: I have to see

Mom: I'm watching that Kardashian show
Mom: I have to see her baby. Cayenne is going to be there
Me: Cayenne?
Sister: Pepper!
Mom: Whatever. I need to see it.

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theWalrus

posted June 13, 2014 at 8:49pm UTC tagged with funny, ummm, kanye, quote

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