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WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT
INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DON'T LIKE THAT

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posted June 16, 2014 at 4:34am UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, true, sotrue, tumblr, haha, ugh, compliments, quote

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