Lies Quote #6996949
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Mondays they cheat. Tusedays they lie. Wednesdays they steal.

Mondays they cheat.
Tusedays they lie.
Wednesdays they steal.
Thursdays they kidnapp.
Fridays they rap.e.
Saturdays they kill.
But Sundays...
Sundays they're Christians.

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kissmegoodbye

posted June 18, 2014 at 4:08pm UTC tagged with lies, sundaychristians, nottobeogfense, famousish, quote

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