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Free advice girls, Don't giggle if you accidentally bump onto

Free advice girls, Don't giggle if you accidentally bump onto a naked guy.Act surprised, pleased or sumn,idk...BUT DON'T YOU DARE GIGGLE

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Kip

posted June 20, 2014 at 2:16am UTC tagged with story, cute, advice, quote

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