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America: Making my way downtown America: Walking fast China:

America: Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America, you owe me money-
America: Walking faster

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posted June 24, 2014 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny, tumblr, status, quote

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Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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