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If you can’t handle me at my worst (approximately four

If you can’t handle me at my worst (approximately four to five weeks after a haircut), you don’t deserve me at my best (approximately 1.5 to 2 weeks after a haircut).

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posted June 26, 2014 at 12:19am UTC tagged with funny, tumblr, quote

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waking up next to you is my favourite thing in the world. you think you look disgusting and i know you feel grotty because i do too but seeing you look so raw and so real (and so beautiful) only proves to me that i’m not still trapped in a beautiful dream from the night before.
Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

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