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Isn't it weird how we have one hand that knows how to do

Isn't it weird how we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like "I don't know how to hold a pencil."

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SuperNovaChic

posted July 7, 2014 at 10:43am UTC tagged with funny, smile, weird, random, laugh, ummm, quote

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