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He said... I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to

He said... I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it. She said... you wear pants dont you?

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shadysback 9 years ago

originalitys in the air and heavents in your eyes

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posted July 10, 2014 at 5:45pm UTC tagged with funny, friendship, quote

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