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Don't take life to seriously, no one makes it out alive anyways.

Don't take life to seriously,

no one makes it out alive anyways.

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Cuppy 9 years ago

my teacher has a poster of this on her wall :)

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posted July 14, 2014 at 9:37pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, alive, haha, seriously, quote

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