pee into a bottle. every night when she falls asleep, pour the
pee onto her, so she thinks she wets the bed.
after a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the
sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she
wets the bed, this will make you look guilty. after a while of
bugging her about it, you can start calling her a bed wetter.
make sure you spread it around school.
she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame.
i met a hobo once, his brother did the same thing to him.
if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western
pittsburg, and ask for carl the bed wetter.