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People at my school: It's ma birthday, it's ma birthday

People at my school: It's ma birthday, it's ma birthday I'm gunna spend ma moneyyyyy..
Me: pfffff, yeah me too...... Ya know when I......erm.... Yanno...... Get some......

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posted July 27, 2014 at 11:52am UTC tagged with funny, birthday, quote

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