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cashier: That'll be $17.67 me: hands over $20 mom: I HAVE

cashier: That'll be $17.67

me: *hands over $20*

mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

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posted July 30, 2014 at 12:06pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, quote

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