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Playing hide and seek, and having to pee every time.

Playing hide and seek, and having to pee every time.

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Amazing*Panda* 9 years ago

I was doing that once, so I went to the bathroom... then my brother walked in.... it was like....

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*mysterious.mah* 9 years ago

lol

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posted August 1, 2014 at 12:35am UTC tagged with funny, famous, cute, status, shortstory, quote

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