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I really should eat real food, but 'Reeses Pieces' is

I really should eat real food, but 'Reeses Pieces' is so much better.

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LoneBlue

posted August 9, 2014 at 1:18pm UTC tagged with funny, smile, food, sotrue, laugh, better, reeses, loneblue, quote

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