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They kept on asking why I don't use the fan so much. I wanted

They kept on asking why I don't use the fan so much. I wanted to say, 'if you're from hell you would be used to the heat, this also explains why I have terrible colds during decembers'. But of course, no one must know.

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faye_at

posted August 13, 2014 at 1:55am EDT tagged with funny, hell, quote

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