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Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow... Or marriage counselling

Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow...

Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.

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posted September 2, 2014 at 1:18am UTC tagged with love, funny, mix, quote

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