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I just saw my neighbour walking her chicken but that's considered

I just saw my neighbour walking her chicken

but that's considered normal in my country so...

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chachawawabubu

posted September 14, 2014 at 11:32am UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, story, lol, weird, um, chickens, notdogs, quote

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