Whoami Quote #7014748
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You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't

You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't doing things for you that you would do for him. And your mind wants you to think that he's the one, but is he really?

You see, basically, you probably have a crush on a trash can.

What if every time he didn't text you back, you received a slice of moldy bread?

What if every time you saw him doing the special things he did with you, with another girl, you received an old banana peel?

If you had to eat an almost empty box of stale cereal for every time he lied to you and ignored you, your teeth would break off because the cereal is rock hard.

If you had a carton of rotten milk for every time he led you on, you'd probably die from the smell of that sh;t.

If you're reading this with being able to relate to most of these situations, and you're still thinking,"Oh, well he's still so perfect", stop romanticizing a container of spoiled vegetables.

No matter how mesmerizing his voice is, no matter how hot he may look with his hair a certain way, no matter how well he dresses, in the end, it's all...just...a pile of garbage.

And if he ever does these things or anything else that makes you hurt, ask yourself: are you in love with a human, or are you in love with a pile of waste?

You deserve better than a trashcan.

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AgainstNoOne 9 years ago
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gab* 9 years ago
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i'm so honored!!
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* 9 years ago
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Thank you for posting this, ugh.
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gab* 9 years ago
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haha you're welcome!!
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