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Me: I'm outside looking at the stars.him: I wish I was there

Me: I'm outside looking at the stars.
him: I wish I was there with you.
Me: well I'm on a picnic table so I don't know if you would fit.

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posted September 20, 2014 at 9:29pm UTC tagged with funny, love, cute, quote

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