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posted September 22, 2014 at 9:55am UTC tagged with
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This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled
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It's 9 o'clock at night and its pitch black and out of no where,
the ice cream truck comes down my road trying to sell ice cream
What the hell
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How to sleep without getting caught in class?
Put eye stickers over your eyeglass.
How to insult someone without it being known?
Use your most sarcastic tone.
How to convincingly feed a lie?
Tell the truth and laugh, after staring them in the eye.
How to end a conversation and say goodbye?
Give them one word answers, so they can't reply.
How to successfully steal a cookie from the cookie jar?
Hunt down all who know and run over them with your car.
How to get away with not doing your homework?
Claim your mind was being annoying and wouldn't let you work.
How to gently reject someone?
Say 'sorry, my pet rock just died, gotta go run!'
How to get someone to do what you say?
Blackmail, of course, what other way?
How to pretend you're listening to your friend?
Awkwardly laugh, and nod your head.
How to murder in a legal way?
Gain their trust, then walk away.
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I got so sucked into my own, dark thoughts..
I forgot it was my birthday.
Happy birthday, me.
You've made it 16 years
Oh look, cats ^-^
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