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all i have to say is unicorns are AWESOME you are not a unicorn...

all i have to say is unicorns are AWESOME
you are not a unicorn... therfore, you re not awesome.

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posted September 24, 2014 at 5:46pm UTC tagged with funny, awesome, unicorns, quote

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out of all the things that could've come back, why did it have to be SCHOOL!!!????
uni•corn \yu-ne-korn\ :an imaginary animal that looks like a horse and has a straight horn coming out of the middle of its forehead.

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