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i'M sO flY<3 i make birds jelous ^^no creedit

i'M sO flY<3
i make birds jelous

^^no creedit

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xoxobritt96oxox 1 decade ago

so apperently you jocked there?? and how is mine any worse??

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Tw1LiGhT_bAby

posted April 11, 2009 at 4:23pm UTC tagged with funny

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The boys say, bros before hoes. But i prefer, chicks before dicks. ^^creedit to my lilspazz0101<333
The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. ^^lol thought it waas funny

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